It’s something many single people wonder, myself included.My weight has fluctuated dramatically throughout my life – I was a fat child, a thin teenager, a chubby sixth former, a skinny student and so on, up and down through my adult life.
I am done dating dozens of d**kheads who’d come back to the proverbial well to drink from the pails-of-fun spilling from all over me but would want nothing to do with me after a fun-night-ride where his d**k-flexion kinda failed the test!
But most of all, I think you haven’t ever been told ‘why’ to date a fat girl!
So, if you’d been wanting to hop onto that treadmill for days or do those crunches, voila, you got a workout buddy, matey! They can have that ohh-so-sexy strut about the kitchen while some really yum dishes get spread out on the table. Especially during those long, chilly wintry nights when everything is nippy. Third, if you are going down and lift our over-a-buck-ninety b*tt cheeks to snack up – well, you have a meal and a workout combo rolled-in-one.
All you gotta do is snuggle up with us – and ooh – warmth… 😉 And of course, there’s no bones about it – your bone’s gonna get some meat and how. Second, the body slamming can be dished out and we can sure as hell take it. Don’t believe me, watch your biceps flex and pump next time!
The most important element to me is that no matter my size, I’m now twice as confident in my body than I was as a size 10.
When I was thinner I was more self-conscious, less confident around men and much more uptight.
And there was little difference in the physical attractiveness of the men messaging – they were a range of ages, shapes and sizes.
But it can’t be denied that, if the guys of OKCupid are anything to go by, single men prefer thinner women twice as much. Alternatively, though, you could interpret these results slightly differently.
As you can see, both are identical except for the photos and the fact one has ‘overweight’ as body type and the other has ‘thin’.
I also changed the wording slightly just in case OKCupid cottoned on and took them down.
And last, that glistening sweaty body and that satisfied expression speak up for themselves!