Does your weekend involve chopping wood, rustling cattle, or archery? Are your reading choices about far-off adventures in space or magical realms? There are more power suits than shorts in your wardrobe.
Advertise it with names like My Hands For You, Cowboy Wannabe, Handyman Can, Flea Market Flipper, Down Dirty Dude, or Strongnot Silent. Bloomberg sends you alerts when your blue chips are getting bluer.
In the pre internet days this was one of the mail order bride capitols of the world.
The most expensive item in your closet is a limited edition Tom Brady jersey. You need to have someone at your side who definitely knows this is your bag, baby.
I’d suggest Cheese Head4Life, NCAAwesome, Kicking Batting Putter, Mets Maniac, Hole In Juan, or Sooner Boy.
Whatever it is, being outdoors and/or keeping fit is important to you. For the yogi/spinner, try Stretch NCycle, Spin2Fit, or Downward Digging It. In the meantime, you want to make sure your match is into the same things you are.
If you’re a hardcore athlete, try Live2Run, Bike Swim Run, or Phitness Phreak. Of course, you’ll mention it in the profile, but take this opportunity to show how creative you are (and how specific your references can be.) Ygritte And Go, Gamr Grl, Tiny Trekkie, Mendelivelife, Arwen Star, and STEMIAM might be some good options. You follow the latest trends, can spot a Chinatown-fake Gucci a mile away, and always have the right shoes for the right occasion.
While we don’t usually get a chance to choose our given name, we can choose our dating username, and that can give us a head start on meeting someone special.
Your username should tell people something about you.
If you’re the outdoorsy type, try Hikin Biker, Canoe Hear That, or Camping Cutie. You like “Game of Thrones,” you have a master’s, and you’re in STEM. While you don’t always have to look like you’ve sauntered out of a salon, you enjoy looking good and take pride in your outfit choices.
Maybe you’re a stylist or are looking to design your own clothes someday. Or maybe you just couldn’t date someone who thinks Miu Miu is a Pokemon. I like names like Couchto Catwalk, Guccin It Up, Neeto Fashioneeto, Closet Cleopatra, or Co Co Donatella. Or you don’t drink and don’t enjoy being around raucous, sloppy people.
If you look online, a lot of men don’t even bother to fill out all of the fields. Give Occupy My Living Room, Fight4Your Right, Activated Activist, Thou Dost Protest, Change For Good, or SJWontheloose a try.