To chat about everything Jewish dating, we gathered some Alma writers for the first Alma Roundtable.
Hilarious about the “mystery” created when you leave things blank!
David also travels internationally and is available for theater, community and campus shows and simchas, including shows for tour groups, you, your family and friends in Israel. [email protected](50) 875-5688' As a single Jewish woman, I think this is your best piece yet!
If you are a man, best to just write, “I want a beautiful Shabbos table.” Nothing else. As a guy, please do not say you are looking for somebody who you are attracted to. I have seen that on many women’s’ profiles and nobody is offended by that. Either that or they think that playing basketball once a week is a body type. You can see David in the 'Israel Comedy Experience' and his other one-man stand-up shows every week, at Jerusalem's Off The Wall Comedy Theater.
Most women write they want “a man with his head on his shoulders.” “Somebody with his feet on the ground.” “Somebody who plays with a full deck of cards.” I suggest you shorten this and let people know that you are looking for people who have a body that is connected and don’t cheat at the casino. Say, “I am looking for a beautiful Shabbos table.” If you are a woman, you can say you are looking for a tall, dark, handsome man, who strikes your fancy. This is where you list stuff that you haven’t done in thirty years. When filling out your body type, write “athletic.” This is what most Jews do, because single Jewish people are all a bunch of liars. David has appeared on “Beep,” Israel ’s comedy network, Tzchok Me Avodah, starred on Jerusalem Ha Dashot, and has been hailed by the tough Israeli media as a “rising star” who possesses “Seinfeldian charm” when he takes to the stage.
Then I had a phase when I wanted to look more religious, so I posted an old picture of the Rambam with a turban. Nobody needs to see that Rachel wants you to have a great summer.
Now I just use pictures of myself with the blurring effect. The thinking fist pose is a classic if you are Greek.
Please know I'm going to bitch my way through anything that's not large and smelly in the best way possible.
Your scooped-out bread ball with low-fat cream cheese is offensive to me.
It is my job as a Jew to live life to the fullest in all ways and I take that responsibility very seriously, man. It's this loyalty that makes me an incredible friend and an incredibly solid partner.